She Just Walks Around With It

I found this real-life story on purpletumbleshumble.blogspot.com and thought it was funny:

One day my mom took her four-year-old niece,Myra, shopping. My mother decided to try on a pair of pants, so she brought Myra into the dressing room with her.

As she looked in the mirror, it was evident that the pants were too small. My mom stared despondently at her rear-end. "My god, my butt is huge," my mom said - to herself and to the impressionable child. "What am I gonna do?"

Myra answered immediately, casually, with a wave of her hand: "Oh, my mom gots dat. She just walks around with it."